These Are The Most Viewed Porn Videos On The Online


So prior to we get started, I want to make it clear that I didn’t surf via every single single film, VHS and DVD ever created to place collectively this list of the most viewed porn videos going – rather I stuck to the web.

And exactly where finest to appear on the web than a wanker’s finest buddy, Pornhub?!

So with that in thoughts, picking out the the leading 21 categories (or the Large 21 as no-1 calls them), I identified the most visited videos worldwide. I do not want to say that the answers have been shocking mainly because I genuinely do not know what I was expecting… the answers were… answers?

1. British

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Fake Taxi dominated the British category, rather unsurprisingly. My only practical experience with it is via the memes but hey-ho!

two. Lesbian

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So I watched this 1 (at function, calm down) to see what merited the 26 million views but it is just a lot of cunnilingus beneath a table and, every single now and then, when 1 of them moans, a guy from out of shot can be heard shouting “girls, what’s going on down there?!”. That is it.

three. Hentai

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Not even hentai.

four. Anal

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She’s well-known, apparently.

five. Japanese

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The vagina and dicks in this have been currently pixelated and but, in spite of that, not a single frame, with all of its censoring and extra that I could add, was appropriate to be on our site… so here’s a geisha…

six. Cartoon

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So, so weird. Who’s watching Ben 10 and pondering “oooh I fancy a wank… just not a adjust in genre”?

7. Mature

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She’s a lot older than she appears in this shot.

eight. Large Dick

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Hardly a surprise now, is it?

9. Teen

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You can not see it from this screenshot but quickly-forwarded rather a lot and Kimmy Granger genuinely does like it rough…

10. Large Tits

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Christ, say what you see, eh? Who came up with that title?

11. Creampie

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Pfft I dunno what to say for this 1. Voodoo is apparently the name of 1 of the pornstars.

12. Milf (this was second just after that identical Farrah Abraham anal video)

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It is sort of unfair that Farrah Abraham was in the MILF category. Technically yes, she’s a mother, but her entire factor is that she’s a teen mum. Teens currently have a category.

13. For Girls

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Awww how beautiful and sensual… for the girls?

14. Young/Old

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Creepy and not a clue what was going on with that title. There really should be a comma just after ‘daddy’ and what is ‘dolling’? Performing? ‘Thlsss?” This? Is their ‘I’ essential broken?

15. Threesome

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That is at least a foursome.

16. Babe (this was third just after the identical Kimmy Granger and ‘Fucking Hot’)

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Once again, practically nothing to add.

Distract her from what?

17. Public Areas

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Apparently the timing and climate is vital.

18. Verified Amateurs

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Had no notion that would be a category. Are they like YouTubers?

19. Masturbation

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5 star babe? Hot hot hot?

20. Squirt

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They positive do.

21. Gay

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There was no aspect of this that wasn’t far as well graphic… even with pixelation (comparable to the Japanese video, in that sense). So here’s Spongebob with a rainbow and the GayRoom.com logo.

That is not a title. They’re just random words.

Effectively there you have it. When I joined this enterprise, my mum utilized to ask me to send her all of the articles I wrote. I’m so glad she lost interest.

Photos by way of iStock, Porn Hub, Fake Taxi, Reality Kings, Brazzers, Nikelodeon

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